sparker

another name for a lighter

"Damn yo, I have you seen my sparker, so I can lite this."

by Phil May 13, 2005

sparespare

Another sparerib. Typically used to ask if someone is willing to part with thier last sparerib.

- Hey john, do you have a spaespare?
- Hell nah, this shit is delicious!

by ADHL May 16, 2005

sarsefield

a sarsefield is someone that is ugly and lies to get attention or to better someone else in a conversation. these lies tend to be so extreme that no one could ever believe them.

guy 1:i was in the army
guy 2:i once invaded luxemberg on horseback with an army of 4,000000 hampsters.
guy 1: thats so sarsefield

by Aodhan ward-doyle May 21, 2008

Sparet

Imsulting/vulgar term used to describe someone as a Spastic or retard
Combimnation of the 2 words

Shut up you little sparet

by BigBoy J-Me June 24, 2008

Spartear

A Spartan who has a super hero power of killing you with her gypsy tears!

"Spartear"... Nbd

by Megashrink July 4, 2008

[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009

spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.

Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".

by boyboyce September 4, 2009