Nbd

Not the baby’s daddy

When you offer to get pampers wipes at Walgreens and she’s says no.... Nbd

by Allen C B June 28, 2020

Nbd

Nbd or Non-Intentional boner disoder. Usually happens to boys around the age of 10 to 16. This is an uncontrollable event and completely normal. Once a boy becomes a "man" he will no longer get Nbd's. Unforetunately some people will experience this disoder for a longer time than others or possibly forever. That is why you don't want to use viagra. At a young age.

Jill: "Hey jack"
Jack: "Hey"
Jill: "What's in you're pants?"
Jack: "Oh, that? Just my enormously large cock I can't hide"
Jill: "You mean you have Nbd"
Jack: "yes...."
or
Jack: "I had the hardest Nbd last period"
John: "I know my pants are so tight it hurts"
Jack: "Man, Nbd's are annoying"
John: "I know mine was harder than a goats butt in a jalepeno pepper patch"

by cockblocker6969 November 4, 2011

nbd

No Big Deal

i'm in a canoe halfway across the atlantic on my way to london, where i'm going to ride into buckingham palace on a zebra and kidnap the queen of england. nbd.

by nathalie.viridescence April 12, 2011

nbd

"no big deal"

often used by people to ensure that is was no big deal, even though it probably was...
mostly used in texts or lame facebook posts.

Guy 1: "Just got an A+ on the math final nbd."
Guy 2: "nobody gives a fuck."

by EatDog December 27, 2011

NBD

Acronym for the phrase "No big deal". Typically used sarcastically at the end of a statement of importance as to say it was in fact a big deal.

I got an 89 on my econ final. That's 10 points above average! NBD.

by E. Michael Wood June 29, 2008

NBD

Stands for "No Big Deal".

"Hey Joe, are you worried about the trig final?"
"NBD. Got it covered."

by Kyndria Brown May 15, 2005

NBD

Skateboard slang for: "Never Been Done".

Backside Flip down El Toro; NBD. Not even Sheckler has done that!

by huphtur May 10, 2015