Scape Job

Getting a blow job while you play Runescape.

Kenny: Hey babe, jsu on Runescape pwning noobs. Mocha: Want a Scape Job?

by WiggaAintGotAttitude December 15, 2009

scapewaffle

One who is blamed for a bad waffle!

Marco was a bad waffler so he blamed Polo, the scapewaffle.

by Suelingigig October 16, 2010

shape distortion

FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'

a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!

the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'

the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!

jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!

jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...

john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...

judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2011

snape killing

When you kill a loved one to prove to your dark overlord that you are their right hand man, but it is all a cover because you are an agent for the good guys.

I am snape killing my parents to show the boss I'm on his side, but I'm going to defeat him for the other side.

by TheAxel October 7, 2016

Shapeshio

Noun. A state of being. That place between brown and black out where real words are no longer relevant to you. Witnesses may describe this as "severe inebriation."

"Dude, I can't understand a thing you are saying. You're in Shapeshio so hard right now."

by YouKnowYouso August 23, 2016

Snape Kill

To "Snape Kill" means to kill your former friend/ally or comrade to prove to your loyalty to your dark master so you can continue to be a double agent for the other side

Snape killed Dumbledore to save Potter and prove his false-loyalty to Voldemort

by Trucken_en January 16, 2017

shapetty

A way to intensify "PETTY" to descirbe a petty moment.

"Did you see what she said about your outfit on facebook?? She's shapetty!!!"

by Itzarexx June 12, 2017