Sphere Shagger

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth

NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures”
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”

by FlatEarther1994 May 27, 2018

Vaccine Swagger

A mood or feeling of confidence and vigor after being vaccinated against COVID-19. Walk or behave in a very confident and arrogant or self-important way because you feel empowered to join the world again.

Eric must have gotten his vaccination, he is walking like John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever around campus today. He definitely has that vaccine swagger in his step.

by Eric Hawkinson June 17, 2021

McDonald's stagger

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot

Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.

by dan! January 6, 2013

swagger packages

Swagger packages are for people who have and want the ultimate combination of money, flyness, charisma, and good looks. One who sells swagger packages is fundamentally teaching and giving the buyer an insider's look into how you can have swagger; the buyer, reciprocally, gains more swagger.

"Yo it's DJ Dyber.. still not signed, still wavy.

This is the 50K video. I am the 50k kid... ya digg?
For all you people who are broke, work with me.. get money with me.
I'm selling swagger packages, ten thousand a piece.. just sold like three of them."

by dyberfan February 28, 2010

swagger

poised, sassiness that can't be touched. It may be in the walk or it may be in the talk, but there is no doubt it means you own the room and you have that natural charisma. Basically, one with swagger dominates at life

"did you see marlene and ashley?"
"man, they have such swagger"

by vesler February 24, 2009

top shagger

top shagger is a person who has a lot of intecourse. they probably have aids.

person: oou is tim shagging ellie?
you: yeah, he's top shagger
person: huh?
you: even though it may be good, you'll get aids.

by uqlie January 31, 2019

Sheep shagger

A virgin farmer from County Roscommon in Ireland who enjoys sexual intercourse with sheep.

Hay John did ya scor in Rockfords last night...

No Frankie. Had to make do with the ould ewe when I got home.

Go on you auld Roscommon sheep shagger.

by Roscommon Rose August 13, 2006