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dead soldier

When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.
Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.
by b3arded clam April 23, 2010
mugGet the dead soldiermug.

Soldier Front

A great game where people who have a life and doesn't spend money on games. NOTE: There are people who are immature, but that's because they play COD or stuff like that. Also people who say that this game is full of "9" year olds are actually like 10 so that s why they say stuff like that.
Kid 1: Hehehehe... Head shot
Kid 2: WTF? GTFO HACKER

(Kid 1 is really NOT hacking)
(Kid 2 plays CODMOD4 or COD4 and "THINKS" he's pro at it and can own everyone. Then why is he freaking losing a NOOB game?)

THAT'S SOLDIER FRONT!
mugGet the Soldier Frontmug.

soldier of fortune

sof2 kicks the crap out of all the other shooters.
by BuG January 1, 2004
mugGet the soldier of fortunemug.

wounded soldier

When you are getting a HandJob, BlowJob, or have Sex and right when you are about to Blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier
I was getting head and i wounded soldiered this girl
by CALU2008 February 3, 2010
mugGet the wounded soldiermug.

phony soldier

A person who claims military heroics or credentials, but either exaggerates his service or never served at all. Often supported by the anti-war left until caught. Most famously used by Rush Limbaugh during a 2007 radio show
Jesse MacBeth is the most famous phony soldier, who claimed he served in Iraq, but lasted only 44 days in basic training.
by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010
mugGet the phony soldiermug.

Tourettes soldier

A person in the military who suffers from tourettes syndrome
Sgt Nelson- "Private casualty report"
Tourettes Soldier - "Tons of ASS!"
Sgt Nelson - "We need some covering fire coporal!"
Tourettes Soldier - " Cover my FUCKING NIPPLES!
by ufcfan71 January 1, 2012
mugGet the Tourettes soldiermug.

nubish soldier

a form of a nub; widely know as a miniature human that is, and never will the in the "mood" to do any physical interaction of the body. (commonly possesses a small penis)
Alex: "Did u see Aidan not wrestle against me"

Chris: "He must of not been in the mood"

Alex: "What a nubish soldier!"
by R1.mma.nub August 24, 2009
mugGet the nubish soldiermug.

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