soggy router

A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.

The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.

Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.

by elbastardopilko November 6, 2009

soggy bottom

When a girl gets wet from being aroused, and her juices seep down to her ass crack makeing it soggy.

I gave that bitch a soggy bottom!

by 52 year old virgin November 17, 2017

Soggy burrito

A sweaty mexican vagina

This mexican girl just worked a double and now hasa soggy burrito.

by flinbacon April 27, 2015

Soggy Dog

This sexual maneuver is undertaken while having anal sex with a woman in the doggy style position, and then proceeding to pee in her butt prior to climax.

(Note: The biological feasibility of this act is still under investigation.)

That girl has a really hot ass. I’d love to Soggy Dog her.

by frush July 5, 2009

soggy flauta

A man's soft, floppy uncut penis.

When I brought home Manuel from the club and showed him my chocolate starfish nothing happened because of his soggy flauta.

by texas toehog August 23, 2008

Soggy Bread

The act of urinating on a woman's yeast infection, then proceeding to provide oral stimulation

Man I really need some mouthwash, I just gave that girl some serious soggy bread

by Furburgers November 17, 2015

Soggy iPhone

To describe a bunch of male iPhone fans getting together and spunking over their oh-so-wonderful iPhones. Except this isn't just a game. They actually want to come all over their iphones, such is the pleasure these phones give them.

Hi Luke, its John. Fancy meeting up for a game of soggy iPhone later?

by alfaboy January 28, 2010