louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.

Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

by phil johnson June 20, 2006

grape smuggler

A man in a Speedo.

Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.

by D. Lishus Thigh April 2, 2010

Lard Smuggler

A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.

Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Snugglesworth

A person who is so cute and nice they are impossible to not snuggle. So snuggly you have to call them Snugglesworth.

Person #1- Anthony is such a snugglesworth, All the ladies love him.

Person #2- For Sure, I wish he thought I was a snugglesworth.

by Cupie Cakes January 28, 2009

Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

Shnuggle Monster

A monster knitted by the health fairy. He snuggles with the sick and makes them feel all better with cuddles and kisses.

His main mode of transport is upon a rainbow, but has been known to use moonbeams and starlight.

He comes in all different colours and enjoys many activities such as pie eating, drumming, dancing and rollerskating.

oh no, what do you mean you are ill? hopefully the shnuggle monster will take your pain away

by Writingck28 August 31, 2010

shuggy boat

A shuggy boat consists of 3 Geordies (circa 1995.) The middle Geordie lies down whilst the others grab an arm and a leg each. The two ‘shuggys’ pick up the ‘boat’ and swing said boat like a pirate ship in a theme park.

Eeee man! Terri and Amy gave Charlene a belta shuggy boat on Saturday. Charlenes arse was proper bruised after like.

by GeordieAmy March 5, 2018