Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

West Nile snatch

In reference to any diseased-ridden vaginus; by definition, any female genitalia harboring a minimum of 4 STD's; in certain contexts can be used in reference to a female mosquito.

Boner: "Son, it is very important that you always wear a condom when you are fornicating with one of your concubines."

Son: "Don't worry Dad. I'm just intercoursing with the harlot who lives down the street. She's on birth control!"

Boner: "Oh no son. You should at least triple wrap before planting your tree in that West Nile snatch."

by Jared Saltalamacchia February 16, 2008

snatch attack

Dying to perform oral sex on a female!!

During our hotel stay, Charlie had SUCH a SNATCH ATTACK!!

by Jilina October 17, 2005

snatch snack

To perform oral sex on a female quickly, as for a snack not a full meal.

Rod was dying for a snatch snack this past weekend.

by Jilina October 20, 2005

lobster snatch

The term used when a female shaves her vagina and it becomes red with a rash.

"While Mikey's sister was sleeping, i dry shaved her clam and gave her a nice lil lobster snatch!"

by David Meece January 5, 2006

poop snatch

noun - a vagina emitting horrid odors

Damn yo, I tried to eat out this hot chick, but she had a bad case of poop snatch

by opticledilusi0n December 26, 2007

Snaggle Snatch

A pussy with buck teeth, a nascar hat, and a dirt Garth Brooks T-Shirt from 1999. Also every 30 minutes it shouts DAAARRRR.

Hillary Clinton has a snaggle snatch

by Physco Pathic Wolf March 15, 2009