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Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.
Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...
by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010
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shartastic

appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.
That party was shartastic because I found 50 bucks.
by prototypical December 27, 2006
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smartalan

Another, less vulgar, form of the word "smartass."

It means someone who is being a smart aleck, idiotic, or annoyingly smart.

Can be used for dumbass, half-ass, and other "ass" words.
Quit being such a smartalan!
by Paul M. Falcon February 13, 2010
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Smartaculous

A combination word. Consisting of smart, spectacular, and marvelous.
That guy is smart, spectacular, and marvelous. He is Smartaculous.
by Raven_whisper October 15, 2016
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professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.
He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.
by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017
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smarcastic

adj. describing a type of person who is concurrently intelligent and sarcastic. Typifies the humor of the Daily Show or The Onion.
Noel Coward, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher and Mark Twain are all masters of smarcastic humor.
by Thor Conner November 14, 2009
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Smarfagon

A shape comprised of only 2 lines that is NOT a circle. (:
"My room only has two walls" , "Is it a circle?", "No, it's a smarfagon actually."
by OneHeartAtATime February 19, 2010
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