crumb slumming

The act of digging for, scooping out open palm, or smoothing a bag of chips and pouring it into your mouth in the attempt to devour the chip crumbs/flavor dust while friends/family/coworkers/strangers look on with disapproving eyes at the sight of something they would totally do if no one was watching.

Yo Gary, look at Kate crumb slumming it with that bag of doritos. Apparently the only thing on a diet is her dignity.

by cmod18 July 28, 2011

strategic slumber

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃

Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!

by outsiderrality June 21, 2019

cucumber slumber

putting a cucumber up a girls pussy or butt and then snapping it off, leaving half of the cucumber up their hole.

I gave Rachel the cucumber slumber last night.

by Hiawatha October 23, 2006

Guinness Slump

n.
Guin·ness Slump (gin'iss slump)

1. The state of being on such a long dry spell that it dares to compete for longest slump in history, ergo being submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.

i.e. Your best excuse for sleeping with someone highly unattractive, but one that gets you made fun of nonetheless.

1.
Guy 1: Dude Lindsey is lookin' fine tonight man, why don't you jump on that shit? She'd so let you smash.
Guy 2: Dude, I don't even think I remember how to smash. I'm on a fuckin' Guinness Slump here...
Guy 1: LOL!

by Sweettooth187 February 27, 2009

Slumdogged

When one film is recognized with an award over a clearly superior flim.

Wall-E got Slumdogged in the Best Sound Mixing category at the Oscars in 2009.

by Large Unit February 22, 2009

slump buster

A large, unatractive, girl, most commonly with low self esteem, incorperated in sex with one that is suffering from a slump. (see slump)

Mitch- "Dude when was the last time you got layed?"
Wess- "Yah it's been a while but don't worry, i got me a slump buster last night so i should be good."

by 50spence April 14, 2003

Slumdog Millionaire

any child that is or appears to be of Indian descent (the country of India)

When we were at Six Flags waiting in line for the Boss, a slumdog millionaire cut in front of us.

by Q-City Wordsmith February 9, 2009