Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM

Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis

by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021

Sidonah

Sidonah is a creative girl with a love for adventure. She can be quiet and sometimes keeps to herself, but can also be the craziest, weirdest person you will ever meet. Although a little insecure, you will find that she never stops being her unique self.

Goodness, I've never met anyone like Sidonah.

by Dr. Medicalschool March 18, 2021

simon sanchez

A simon is the best person you could ever meet in your life. They will always be there when you need them and make you feel like you have a meaning. They tend to have a circular face shape, brown/black hair, and the most perfect smile. They are caring, sweet, kind, smart, and just amazing in every single aspect. A simon will always check up on you and make sure you're doing okay, if not then they will do anything in their power to make sure that you are. Even if you meet a simon at a young age, they will prove to you that they're going to be an amazing father and take special care of your guys kids. They always want to help people even if they dont know them and that's one of the best things about them. Meeting a simon is one of the best things that will ever happen to you, they will treat you like a queen and tell you how amazing you are every day. Simon is the bestest bestfriend you could ever ask for. They are also an amazing significant other and will show how much you mean to them 25/8. They tend to care about everything and everyone. If you ever meet a simon never let them go because even though things might not be the best as of right now, they will always be there and never leave your side.

Person 1: Did you hear that I got with simon sanchez?
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.

by Stinky chicken nugget April 18, 2021

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.

What celebrity do u hate?
Oh i hate Simon Cowell

by Oned1rect1on May 21, 2021

Simona

Simona is an overwhelming girl, she is sweet, incredibly smart, strong, badass, empathetic and damn beautiful.
She is a great listener and will always support you in the best way and through her gaze you will literally see the cosmos.
Simona is not just a person but the concept of art that a person can represent, because Simona is art.
She's also so fucking sexy that you will go crazy!

I met my gaze with Simona's, I feel so inspired!

Guy 1: Wow...
Guy 2: You have seen Simona, right?
Guy 1: Yup...
Guy 2: Yes, she's breathtaking...

by Singing Ocean November 22, 2021

Siboney

A soulful, stylish, and goofy girl with a heart of gold and a love for love and honesty. She will always support you in being the best version of yourself you can be, and sees people for their spirit and kindness. She’s artistic and makes the most out of life.

Yo yo look! There goes that shorty Siboney! They say she’s the biggest vibe in town.

by Wild-timez November 23, 2021

Simoni

Simoni. Pretty cool chic. Easy going, doesn’t really care much about anything unless it’s important to her. Rejects every guy yet complains she’s single. She’d rather have a small close friend group than a big one. She’s depressed. She’s hilarious. She’s really creative. She either loves you or hates you. She would rather raise a dog than a kid.

Man that Simoni sure is something.
Simoni.

by ode to the poets November 24, 2021