shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree

Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown

by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018

shooting penis

A term describing online gaming frustration.

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'

by masterodeat November 6, 2018

shooting star

burnt weed that falls to the floor when you blow it out the pipe.

Justine: (blows the pipe before cleaning it)
Rio: Dude can you pick up those shooting stars that fell on the floor?

Justine: sure babe, sorry !

by velvetierio August 30, 2019

Shooting the shit

The process of sitting around and talking for a lengthy period about absolutely nothing important.

We were at the card shop for like four hours shooting the shit about absolutely nothing.

by withad34 January 25, 2020

Shooting the Shit

Shooting the shit is the art of talking about, everything, anything, and just asking why. From the fundamentals of life, to the the minuscule details of the day to day routine.

Shooting the shit can also be known as bsing or bullshiting.

I was shooting the shit about this weather with Bill the other day. Talk about a fucking hot one!

by Idek what to put here May 10, 2020

Shooting a blank

You have ejaculated all the semen in your testicles and when you orgasm no semen will come out

I don’t want to be shooting a blank lol

by Bigjesus69 May 19, 2020

shooting lines

To snort cocaine

I saw johnny shooting lines in the bathroom.

by Wilmanman December 28, 2020