croc shock

When you put a croc in the pussy and cum in the croc so that the cum spreads evenly in the pussy

Lets croc shock, I'm loaded

by FrendAmon May 30, 2017

shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"

My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.

by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017

Shock Jaw

When a girl has braces, puts two batteries under her tongue, and then gives you head.

Sarah: Hey did you see I just got my braces put on?
Brad: Awesome. Would you be down to give me some shock jaw?

by Ytrobe June 6, 2019

Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.

I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.

by taxingtacos September 15, 2010

Pleasure Shock

Its like having a Luther Vandross song injected into your bloodstream while being fanned by goddesses and trippin on LSD. Then you die. Thats the shock part.

-"Dude, last night we right in the middle of the deed and I see her just freeze up!"
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."

by Amputated Clotbone June 18, 2010

shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value

Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

gingerphylaxis shock

What happens when you get too close to a ginger/redhead. The extra chemicals that make their hair red in large quantities can irritate people and almost kill them. A mutation in the MC1R gene which is the gene that causes red hair/ginger hair is the culprit. The allergy to gingers can cause anaphylactic shock and death without an epipen.

After Lana went to the Ed Sheeran concert, she died of gingerphylaxis shock afterwards when she got a whiff of his hair.

by Calleigh2009 May 6, 2023