Shitzis

When you go to wipe your bum but your tzitzis get in the way and causes a stringy chocolatey surprise.

Oi gevalt, poor Boruch had a bad case of the Shitzis this morning, you should have heard him howling from the bathroom stalls

by lolmook March 29, 2023

Shmite

Threatening to shit someone else's pants

I'm Going to shmite you!

by ohjaseniorkrabs May 13, 2023

shitzkin

Area between the ballsack and butthole also referred to as the gouch

Oh fuck me I think I’ve ripped my shitzkin

by Explorers July 6, 2023

shmutzel

pussy juice

yumm, I love the taste of your shmutzel filled pelvis!

by Shmutzel September 9, 2023

Shitzkrieg

When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.

My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?

by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023

shmizzing

the act in where you graciously and professionally edge until you are literally experiencing full body vibrations then don't let yourself experience sweet relief until someone talks to you, because when they do you will pull down your trousers and release your load of quite literally epic proportions all over them.

Henry: why are you vibrating

Joe: oh shit, I am shmizzing
Henry: OH, what the fuck dude

by maroon reaper January 31, 2024

SHITZEN

The coolest guy in the planet, an absolute stud, all the girls want him.

Dang look at that SHITZEN over there!

by SHITZEN February 11, 2024