shitty twister

When someone shits on your tits

"How was it last night"
"He gave my the biggest shitty twister"

by Quix Skate January 14, 2017

shitty drunk

Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.

Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately

He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

shitty evan

Freckly. Thin. Curly hair. Why did you look up shitty evan?

hey that shitty evan over there is actually called steve.

by shittierevan May 3, 2019

shitty pennies

loose change

So you go to wendy's, the 2 quarters you get in change are shitty pennies

by lank October 8, 2003

shitty pamper

The best rapper to ever come out, he also goes by JiDion.

shitty pamper is the best rapper ever

by iheartthecreator May 28, 2022

Shitty Cat

A shitty cat is one that responds inappropriately to all stimulation. It growls when petted, refuses to cuddle, and spits at all people and animals. The only mood it is ever in is a bad mood.

Leah is such a shitty cat. She bit me when I tried to pet her.

by Flight nurse Jim June 28, 2020

shitty bollocks

a word used to express anger at something when it goes wrong

(just stood in dog shit) 'ohh shitty bollocks'

by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009