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skeezy fo' sheezy

Used to describe a girl who is skeezy beyond doubt; translated more appropriately, she is "skeezy for sure." She is both a skank and sleezy and knows it, but she wants people to think otherwise. However, she is too much of a bimbo to hide her skeez forever. This type of girl typically ranges in age from 21-29 and can be found frequenting bars and clubs. She is a rare breed, because at first glance and upon first talking to her, you may think she is a nice, caring, "girl-next-door" type, but later you may discover something -- such as a tramp stamp or the fact that she has a douce bag boyfriend -- which makes her skeezy fo' sheezy.
Last night at Keagan's my buddy and I thought we met some nice girls, but they turned out to be skeezy fo' sheezy.
by MP537 December 14, 2008
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competitive between the sheets

Having an active and pleasurable sex life with your significant other.
Buddy: So, you and your wife of 5 years still get it on or what?

Me: Hell yeah, we keep it competitive between the sheets.
by the Schonz August 8, 2008
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Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)
Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.
by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008
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playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females
i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.
by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017
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Sheetal

A word for a girl that's mad tall.
Like, MAD tall.

Sheetals roll up that haze like it's nothin'.
And alcohol? They bathe in that shit.
"She may never be on the Maybelline commercials,

but she'll always let you know when she got some purple."

Sheetals usually live in asylums.
And in their basements, they dissect rabbits.

They LOVE to argue too.
It's their second favorite thing to do, next to smoking.
But when they're really mad they can't back themselves up.
When they get pissed they get very violent, you can't control them.

Sheetals are usually really smart despite their addictions.
They're the best storytellers you'll ever meet.
And they're vegetarians; just don't get on their bad side, because they might decide to eat meat that day.

But one thing's for sure, if you're ever lucky, or unlucky enough, to meet a Sheetal in your life, hang on to her, because she's a friend you'll never want to lose♥
Rashad: Yo you see that girl over there?
Andy: The funny looking one?
Rashad: Nah not Lisa, the cute little one over there.
Andy: Little? GOD DAMN, SHEETAL!

A normal person is pissing a Sheetal off.
Sheetal: I WANT A TRUCK!
*5 minutes pass*
Person: Uh.. for what?
Sheetal: I JUST WANT A TRUCK!
Person: Um.. ok.
by DruggedInAHole June 6, 2009
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Blowin' The Sheets

1. When your dryer breaks and you have to finish drying your sheets with a blow dryer.

2. When yo gurl given you da brain and she don't want dat extra knowledge shootin da back of her throat, so she wraps yo knob wit da sheets as if it were some type o' condom, birth control shit.
1. Kyle's sheets were wet, so he put them in the dryer to dry. The dryer had some sort of malfunction, so Kyle just blew 'em dry with his mom's blow dryer.

2. Earnest: Yo my nigga ralph, my bitch was given me dat brain in da library yestaday and she took 'dese sheets out her jansport backpack and went to town on my dick!

Ralph: OH SHIT! I heard bout dat blowin' the sheets move, heard dats illegal in 30 countries.

Earnest: Ya nigga shit's a straight felony
by ShlomoBeyer December 22, 2010
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monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained
say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth
by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004
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