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50 shades of grey

50 shades of grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James. Set largely in Seattle, it is the first instalment in a trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM).
husband- " hey whatcha reading hunny?"

wife- "This new book called 50 shades of grey..."

husband- "what is it about?"

wife- " about a girl who meets a guy and they becomes very intiment together..he likes to spank and tie her up.."

husband- " oh yeah!"

wife- " mhmm..it's very erotic reading.."

husband- " maybe we should try some of it?!"

( they both run upstairs to bed)

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by TheGirlWithTheFlower September 14, 2012
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ShapeShifters

•a Trademark - ShapeShifters is a comic book, graphic novel & video animation series featuring action / adventures / fantasy / mythology / science fiction and love stories

•the ShapeShifters or Shape-Shifters was an internet video arts group on the www that shifted & transformed itself into a comic book & video animation empire

•Shapeshifting is a common theme in mythology and folklore as well as in science fiction and fantasy. In its broadest sense, it is when a being has the ability to alter its physical appearance. ...
•the ShapeShifters comic books rock!
by Shape-Shifter January 15, 2011
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pear shaped

Quite often people's shapes, are compared to fruits, like pear, melon, or banana shaped.
The only shape that has no fruit connected to it is the hourglass shape.

Body parts like breasts can be compared to shapes too:
Melons (full and round), pear shaped (half full, most people have this), pointy (where the nipple sticks out), hangtits (hanging banana's), or flats (no tits)
Yeah, you have something there that men love! Just go for it, and have fun tonight!
by Fukaface! December 18, 2010
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Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.
Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009
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Shakesponed

When you use Shakespeare's own words as an insult to others.
"Thou art an ass. You just got Shakesponed."
by SkylerKidd May 31, 2011
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Shareshagged redemption

Shareshagged Redemption

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Shareshagged is when:
Someone shares all your content (e.g. images/music/videos/writing) on the Internet in a frenzy.

It makes you feel they are making a statement of intent that they like you!
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Redemption: Being saved/forgiven

=Shareshagged Redemption

A groovy word to say when:

You forgive the person who shareshagged you.
Even though Patrik was hit by multiple shares on his memes, he considered the kindest move was shareshagged redemption.
by MartinSherv October 12, 2012
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Shakesperiod

Noun.

Used to describe a woman's reaction to lack of romance, where the symptoms resemble being on her period.
"It isn't that time of the month, so i'm assuming that she's on her shakesperiod"

"Her shakesperiod is making her crazy"
by HenningH May 23, 2014
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