shannon

very awesome person very good cook loves to play with son who always loses when play fighting

boy- dude ur mom is awesome
other boy- thx i think
boy- mrs.shannon is a good cook

by whoami123455 March 27, 2012

Shannon

Skank. Ho. Whore. anything negative towards girls that you can think of, a Shannon is it. Shannons are NOT to be trusted. They bounce from guy to guy like it's nobody's business.

Girl1: EWW!!! LOOK AT THAT HO? WHO THE HELL DOES SE THINK SHE IS??

Girl2: Shannon

by schnopsypoo April 26, 2011

Shanon

During intercourse, the act of having a woman's legs up around a man's neck and shoulders, and the man's penis touches the woman cervix and bottoms out in the vagina, during the down stroke.

OMG I came so hard, when my boyfriend was fucking me, he pushed a shanon and totally hit bottom, it hurt like hell but I came and squirted at the same time.

by Ontha Topper January 5, 2014

Shannon

A two-faced, lying, boy-stealing, attention whore.

Person One - I don't care who that girl is, I'm gonna get that boy to be all mine!
Person Two - Don't be a Shannon...

by applesarelife April 24, 2011

swansoning

The act of replying to annoying and stupid people on the internet with a disapproving look from Ron Swanson.

He commited the act of swansoning after the feminist called kissing a form of slavery.

by Ronf******Swanson June 9, 2017

Shannon

(n) Literally the best girlfriend in the world. Is also a brat, but has many other amazing qualities that nullify the brattiness.

I can't believe I'm going out with Shannon.

by TheChrisKazama June 3, 2018

shannon

shannon is a girl who looks strong but once you get to know her she goes through so much, she is a lively girl when you get to know her but if you piss her off or do something to stop her trust you won’t get her back. she is a very confident girl and is always trying new things, she is beautiful inside and out but is also mentally broken

shannon is amazingly wonderful

by unicorn cakes February 2, 2020