scanner monkey

1. A Californian grocery store Union sheep.
2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.
3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT

1.Move away from the entrance and shove that picket up your shittick you scanner monkey.

2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.

by RJ B January 12, 2004

spannerhead

One whos head is full of spanners

What a spannerhead

by ultimasimon June 16, 2004

Shaynerbate

Almost like masterbation but with a twist... Twirling midsection of body like a helicopter. Spinning clock wise causing forward motion... perpeptually! .... Counter clock wise, going backwards. If doen long enough other will join in... Let the games beggin.

Shayner, Shaynerbates all over RLC :))

by Shayner42 August 17, 2011

spanner

A nickname for a foxy girlfriend -

I call her spanner because every time she touches me, my nuts go tight

by AussieDave September 30, 2005

Shatner

A euphimism for the "s" word (shit)

The locker room hasn't been cleaned for so long, it smells like shatner!

by TROGDOR! April 9, 2003

spannered

To make a right royal mess of things. When one would not have thought it possible.

Einstein spannered his IQ test and only got a result of 54. People thought that he was an idiot for years. (Not true - used for illustration purposes only).

by Edd Rayner January 16, 2004

ScannerBomb

When using a image scanner type device, look into the scanner with the lid open.

I was scanning the tops of boxes with the lid ajar, and the boss looked into the scanner while it was scanning. Got a great shot of his eye. He scannerbomb ed me.

by greatdrew April 16, 2015