shank

To succeed at something, eat something up, slay.

Girl, you shanked.

You are shanking in that dress right now.

That’s so shank.

by jessesgirl7 May 21, 2024

shank

To slay, eat something up, succeed.

Girl you shanked.

That’s so shank.

She shanked so hard in that dress.

by licklickbaby May 22, 2024

Shank

Quirkiest creature alive, loves to hide in shrubs

If you don’t pronounce Shank’s name wrong, he will growl at you.

by Candi24 June 12, 2024

Shank

A man by the name of Macfrizz once quoted, “have fun doing a shit, don’t wank too. Hahaha call it a ‘Shank’.

Shank- the art of doing a shit and having a wank at the same time. Whether you wipe in between or for or after doesn’t matter you still had a shank. :(

“I’m going for a shank.” Oops that was meant for my dad.

by BallZac69 December 11, 2025

SHANK!

A colaaambian word meaning to thieve something from an unsuspecting person.

We SHANKED some toilet paper from Chile and they chased us.

by Jeb n Fiest May 13, 2005

Shank's Law

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016