Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

swetter

An unexpectedly funny joke.

Damn, my dad just hit me with a swetter out of no where.

by Messier Fromage December 13, 2020

Smettered

To be unattractive. Fugly.

That girl was cool asf, but she’s smettered.

by PookieBear420 March 17, 2021

setver

When you think someone is a bitch and ya 😐

Alyssa: Look at this snap
Kenzie: Okay
Alyssa: Yes im in the setver
Kenzie: setver??

by kenzie:3 April 1, 2021

seyter

what in the fuck is a seyter? no one knows to this day. either way, fuck shit called a seyter

Toni *hits boof*: "damn g dis shit bussin fr fr

Tyler B *collecting bitcoin*: OH FASHO FAHSHO MY KACHIGGA im here buzzin like KACHOW my mcqueen seyter n shit ya dig?

Zaq: "who in the fuck is a seyter"

by seyterhater27 April 25, 2021

sester-2C

Sester-second-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, five great-grandparents in common and different three great-grandparents.

My sester-2C is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021

sester-3C

Sester-third-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, different eight great-grandparents, five great-great-grandparents in common and different eleven great-great-grandparents.

My sester-3C is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021