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Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.
by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020
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Secondhand Drunk

That feeling you get when your around a lot of drunk people,mainly during st.paddy's day
symptoms:dizziness,blurred vison,slurred speaking,ect.
"Man im so dizzy, i havent even drunk anything,theres to many buzzed people"
"You've probably have Secondhand Drunk!!"
by LOLzer828 March 16, 2009
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Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin

This is a used condom that you borrow from a friend because you are too cheap to buy your own. Often found in the parking lots of famous Restaurants in Melbourne Florida.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskiner!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he used Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin on that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin that chick?"
by ConairSV June 28, 2010
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Secondhand Threesome

A threesome in which only two people are involved at any one time, but are connected by the person in the middle.
My secondhand threesome with Pence was so awesome. By the time it was my turn again I had fully completed a rubix cube! I feel so multi-talented!
by livewire4800 June 11, 2010
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secondhand pussy

n. The scent of pussy when smelled on another man's finger, as typically seen among teenage males
Will: Have you seen Adam and George Lee's new handshake?
Curt: No, what's it like?
Will: At the end they get each other's secondhand pussy!
by themissingpearson November 14, 2011
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Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.
Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?
by Marley_reah June 29, 2010
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secondhand grocery shopping

Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.
Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.

Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.

Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!
by ELRAYDENADA April 26, 2009
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