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Saap and Search

The aforementioned phrase describes the process of thorough marijuana indigestion via vaporizer device, primarily with a small group of losers in a shitty car, and then proceeding to consume copious amounts of unhealthy food and carry themselves as even bigger nuisances to society.
That degenerate saaped the whole cartridge from his chomie's wax pen right in front of his mom and then wanted to divulge the inner machinations of the entire solar system. In short, this is saap and search.
by SaapHead October 15, 2018
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Search and Destroy

When someone or something kills one or multiple targets on sight with on hesitation
As the doomslayer sees the zombie man it shoots the target in miliseconds.

Therefore it uses a Search and Destroy tactic
by The fetus yeeter February 2, 2019
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bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.
Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
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Reese-search

Phony scientific study/experimentation that merely involves pigging out on peanut butter cups and other bright-orange-wrappered chocolates.
Reese-search can also loosely be used to sarcastically/disgustedly refer to Mickey-Mouse R&D projects that merely involve loafing/goofing off, wasting time, recreating, needlessly/inefficiently consuming costly/scarce resources, etc. Two prime examples would be mattress-testing (i.e., getting paid to merely nap for extended periods), or the Red Green Show's infamous character Bob Stuyvesant's claiming that his impromptu solo golf-games are serious environmental studies.
by QuacksO March 3, 2019
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Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.
"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"
by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016
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search dodging

The act of hesitating to search for something on the internet, usually out of fear of the possible results.
I spent a decent 30 minutes on Rule 34 because I was search dodging the entire time.
by TheRevengeWedge February 1, 2017
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Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.
Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine
by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020
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