screech

Formerly known as "the Dirty Sanchez", a Screech is when a man wipes his penis across a woman's upper lip after engaging in anal sex with her thus leaving a mark that resembles a Mexican mustache.

The term "Dirty Sanchez" was overtaken by "Screech" as the most popular term for the sex act when Dustin Diamond who played Screech in the 90s TV show 'Saved by the Bell' performed said act on some poor groupie.

OMG that bitch is so hot I wanna hit it from the back and give her a Dirty San... i mean a Screech.

by Mike T the midnightmarauder September 27, 2006

scratcher

A tattoo artist who is untrained and usually can't tatoo worth a shit. They frequently place their clients health at risk by re-using needles, not sterilizing equipment, and not covering their machines.

"Wow, that tattoo looks all splotchy and blurred. You're artist is a fucking scratcher!"

by NChick1987 December 28, 2005

Stretch

(n.) A term of incarceration in prison

I was put away for a long stretch.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

scratchitti

A form of grafitti where a person uses a sharp object to scratch his or her message into a wall or object.

Did you see the scratchitti in the bathroom stall? Apparently, somebody had sexual relations with my mother last night.

by Tad_Strongo January 14, 2009

Ooh Faced Scratch Moded

owned; whos your daddy; other similar exclamations

Taken from cabin fever

Ooooooh faced scratch moded

by yo yo yo October 14, 2004

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but please leave me alone".

father: son your singing sucks. you have potato voice Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Mussolini i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays. You wont change any aspect of my personality

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

stretch market

n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.

Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.

What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011