scrambled

The mixed feeling of being drunk and high

After that pitcher of beer at the bowling alley and hot boxing my friend's car I was feeling pretty scrambled.

by Teddy and Panda Co. January 14, 2009

Holy Sacrament

The act of ejaculating a cross on the females forehead after oral sex. Especially funny and/or offensive if the girl just happens to be catholic.

In the name of the....Father (nut), and the.... Son (nut)

by Wyldkat74 March 24, 2005

Brain Scrambler

When you penetrate someone's ear with you wang and it goes out the other side, and that leaves the victim cross-eyed.

Stacy has to permanently look at her nose since I gave her a Brain Scrambler.

by Butch Setiah October 14, 2004

Sacramento Kings

Apparently, due to past submissions to this dictionary, a team that IS THE BEST, yet CAN'T WIN.

The Sacramento Kings are the absolute best team! They'll beat em next time...

by Vorgin Schroder October 14, 2003

Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

scam

the act of trying to hook up with someone who is oblivious to the fact that they're being used as a booty call. Trying to get with someone who is innocent.

A: Jacob is in the cafeteria scamming on some innocent freshman.

B: Poor girl doesn't even know what she's in for.

by Anaphylaxis November 28, 2009

Scrambler

An attractive individual that interrupts a person’s train of thought, speech, and/or movement when noticed.

- Level 1: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention, but with no noticeable interruption to thought, speech, and/or movement.
- Level 2: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are momentarily interrupted. The victim is ultimately able to return to the previous state.
- Level 3: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are permanently interrupted. The victim is not able to return to the previous state.

Chad was hit by a Level 3 Scrambler in the break room and completely forgot what we were talking about.

by N_00 August 18, 2015