Schrodinger's Dick 

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrodinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.

"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrodinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrodinger's Dick.

Schrodinger's Dick by Endos127 July 21, 2009

Schrödinger’s Faggot 

A homophobe who partakes in gay activities or acts in a gay manner.

“Man, have you seen Jacob? He touched my ass right after saying he is homophobic.”

“No shit, he’s Schrödinger’s Faggot.”

Schrödinger’s Faggot by urmomsboyfriend May 3, 2021

schrodinger's cracker 

Schrodinger's cracker is a phrase used to describe white people. White people simultaeneously believe they are both the superior race and opressed at the same time - it's an oxymoron, really.

Alex: "White people are opressed too! Reverse racism is a thing!"
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"

Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."

schrodinger's cracker by boopboppity March 9, 2019

schrodinger's faggot 

1. Someone who may or may not be gay.

2. When you have sexual relations with someone of the same sex to find out whether you're gay, bi, or straight.

J: "Dude, did you hear John banged a dude the other night to see if he was gay?"
K: "He like it?"
J: "Yeah I think so."
K: "Classic case of schrodinger's faggot."

schrodinger's faggot by Pope Supreme June 15, 2017

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler 

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.

“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021

Schrodinger's Slut

Someone who is both "easy" and everyone has hooked up with but is also so ugly or nerdy no one would hook up with.

Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.

Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.

Schrodinger's Slut by Cowtocracy December 9, 2020

Schrödinger's Rizz 

Schrödinger's Rizz Is when someone’s Rizz has never been put to the test by speaking to women. The Rizz is both positive and negative at the same time, while it has not been used, however once the Rizz is put into play the state of the individual’s Rizz will now be revealed as positive or negative.

Dan: “Hey man, do you thing that Mike has positive or negative Rizz?
Jeremiah: “Neither, that man has Schrödinger's Rizz, he’s never tried to pull any bitches”

Schrödinger's Rizz by Wrecklan13 January 14, 2023