by Thrbegrfhdyduf January 16, 2020
Get the Schlongmug. 
An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.
Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there!
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
by Toasted Toebeans November 4, 2022
Get the Schlongmug. by subtleshadow August 20, 2010
Get the schlong snuggiemug. Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023
Get the Schlongingmug. the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
by Tiger master January 6, 2023
Get the Purple schlongmug.