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Scared High

When you smack the mid one too many times and you begin to feel too zooted. It can be especially scary for beginners and can cause full blown panic attacks. For seasoned veterans it’s hardly a worry since they’ve experienced this thousands of times. It can become somewhat of a hobby to force yourself to get scared high and see how you react.
Friend 1: “I smoked a .5 reggie blunt of some Stinkpuss OG and immediately became scared high”
Friend 2: “The way she goes my guy the way she goes.”
by TBahamaswag1234 June 10, 2020
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Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out
1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!
by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021
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scared sober

when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober
“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”
by greenbeansyes4 September 17, 2022
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Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you
by Partymaster October 10, 2016
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scared kitty

The reaction that a woman makes when the man’s misses the hole and enters the back door.
She did the scared kitty when his Richard went throw her turd cutter!
by Fsttlker April 5, 2022
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Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!
by biffduncan August 3, 2021
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