Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

Scandinavian Frag Grenade

A snowball with an ice cube at the center

“Hey, you want to have a snowball fight?”
“No way man, you always use Scandinavian Frag Grenades”

by AJBroheem February 1, 2021

Scancho

The guy a girl in a relationship goes to for meth, and in retuturn she gives him sex. Kinda like a side piece or sancho

Me-Were did you get that shit? your scancho

Puddle slut- yea every girl has a scancho now days

Me:Let me find out

by Braingang5150 October 9, 2021

scanceling

To cancel something that you have on schedule.

Sue, hey are you going to the party next week ? No ! I'm SCANCELING that event."

by Mr C Nickels December 7, 2021

Scandinavian puff cake

A sex act involving a man ejaculating inside a woman’s prolapsed vaginal opening.

Can you send me that video you found with the girl getting Scandinavian puff caked?

by 44chan-guy March 16, 2022

Scandinavian queen

A beautiful tall blonde from Scandinavia, probably from ikea. Loves going to ikea. She gets lots of Scandinavian boys thirsting for her. She knows she is a queen. She owns being a quee. ❤️❤️😪❤️🥳🥳😂😂❤️ Swedish meatballs.

Hot guy: woah who is that hot girl standing in the corner?
His friend: oh she is such a Scandinavian queen
Other male: I am probably better then herr.
First guys: no stop
SQ: stop fighting I fight for peace

And I no I am better.
*does material gurl pose*

by Bestfriendonbirthdays March 20, 2022

Scandinavian scalp

A manscaping procedure, which involves the removal of a layer of ball skin and penis skin.

I went to the spa and got a Scandinavian scalp done.

by anonymous October 17, 2022