shilky like a scando

Extremely clean, fresh, attractive and/or stylish in a similar fashion to a high-class Scandinavian individual.

That dude is shilky like a scando.

by uzzyjabber December 7, 2018

Schrödinger's Can

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.

"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."

by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016

Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

scanrape

When a picture (particularly a work of art) is scanned, only to look like crap on the computer.

This looks way better in person, but it was scanraped when I scanned it into Photoshop.

by ranmizu October 25, 2009

Sister Scandal

James Charles and Tati’s (non-existent!) relationship.

Or, how Tati’s forty minute long video completely destroyed James Charles’ makeup career.

So, spill the tea.
Did you hear about how James Charles lost 1.5 million subs?
I knooooow. What a sister scandal!

by and that’s the tea! May 12, 2019

Lollergate scandal

A scandal of humorous proportions, often resulting in mass ridicule or hysteria on internet forums. Taken from the Watergate scandal, and several instances of lol, lolzies and sometimes along the lines of lmao.

"When ron accidentally showed his groin on webcam there was an 80 page lollergate scandal!"

by Fatboy November 18, 2003

scanless

Dirty bitch who's out to get your money. See Triflin

That scanless hoe is trying to get me for alimony.

by AKsHun June 17, 2003