San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass

That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe

by Damon184 June 11, 2025

san francisco geyser

Where you cum in a dudes butt, and then he farts, thus creating a geyser effect.

Man, Adam gave Cameron a San Francisco geyser last night

by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021

San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

San Francisco Meatball

When a male and female have sexual intercourse by the male putting his testicles in the females anus and she poops all over them.

Damn last night I gave that bitch the san francisco meatball.

by Ryan Bensing May 19, 2008

San Francisco Sundae

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.

I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.

by MysticOgre March 6, 2021

San Francisco

A lawless dystopia full of drug taking zombies living in tents on needle-littered streets. Setting up a shop here is impossible since it will be frequently robbed in broad daylight. If someone squats in your home, you are legally banned from evicting them, as doing so could be racist or even misogynistic.

The mayor of San Francisco, Libby McDem, does nothing to solve the city’s problems

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

San Francisco goldrush

When a guy fucks another guy up the ass and there's another guy semi hard, next to him and he's gotta take a piss and the first guy pulls out and second goes in and pees inside him.

"I like to be peed in, that's my thing. I like a guy to fuck me up the ass and there's another guy semi hard, next to him and he's gotta take a piss and this guy pulls out and HE goes in and pees in me. And uh, it's called a San Francisco Goldrush" - David Cross / Oh, Come On

by ChorlieKittenMittons November 23, 2024