Sammy

When you promise to yourself you won't have sex but deep down you know you will anyway

I know I'm going to Sammy this weekend with my ex

by BearGiils October 23, 2016

Sammy

A soccer star who has access to the nuclear launch codes. Someone who has been playing animal crossing since before it was cool, and also knows how to formulate a good (stupid) tweet.

Most importantly, a friend to all.

“You should give Sammy soup.“
“Omg are you Sammy from SmileySammy99?? Can you make me a duct tape wallet!?”

by user261839471 June 10, 2020

Salty Sammy

A salty sammy is the a natural part of the morning wake up process. When a person wakes up, and pours that first lovin' bowl of cereal, they open there fridge and find (gasp) there out of milk! By going to your nearest male neighbor, or calling up ur gay lover, u simple ask for them to realse there milky salty semen into your milk creating now, a more enjoyable treat.

Derick helped me prepare my morning salty sammy!

by Stoppenzefloppin May 13, 2005

sammydavis

a slightly burnt bagel

or a baked bagel that matches the above description

see: MollyRingovfirrwald

She tossed down teh plate of the roast beef with a side of slaw and I was astonished to see the barely smoldering sammydavis style katsuputha stairing me in teh face. We DnD'd with G.W.S.T.O.

by Alice Dodgeson September 17, 2005

sammy squared

sexiest person alive! i love you sammy!

"You know sammy squared?" "The one with two dads?" "yeah, i love that kid" "yeah heard he sings collide by howie day out of nowhere' "so he's still hot!"

by sammys wife December 9, 2008

sammy sandler

putting your cock and balls in some ones mouth and then cumming down then throat

"awww damo do you want a sammy sandler"

by godfatblackcock September 3, 2009

Sammy's Shadow

The girl that you left but can never get over. She is the one that got away. The one you can never get the guts to try to get back.

You see that girl over there? Yea, she's my sammy's shadow.

by Owjeez April 4, 2013