Mustard stroke

Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.

I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.

by Wrordmax June 15, 2016

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

scrote stroke

You know when you meet a seemingly cool, down to earth guy / gal that you want to get to know better? And in order to do that you feel like u just wanna give em a quick lil stroke on their scrote you know? like just two fingers very light very casual but a definite stroke along the underside of somebody's scrotum.

Wow.. that guy Faraz seems chill. Kinda wanna give him a quick scrote stroke see what he's all about

by scarkin December 10, 2016

Artic Stroke

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.

Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.

by Never_On_Time_Nymphatics April 20, 2016

stroke tid

You have a stroke and your tid shakes

1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy

2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids

by tids4life August 24, 2017

Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014

Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017