striped sweater guy

extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)

go talk to your man striped sweater guy

by mattiefukswithno1 November 29, 2017

four stripes

1)An irreverent name for any airline captain bc of the total number of stripes worn on his/her shirt. Usually also wears scrambled eggs on the skipper hat as well.
2) Not to be confused with three stripes, who is the first officer and has no scrambled eggs on his/her hat.

Flight attendants talking after take off: "Did you hear that? Did you feel that? Trust me, that was no cargo shift like four stripes in the cockpit said.....and we are three hours over the pond and he is just now sending back three stripes to check out the vibrations in the back galley? And now we find out from the tower in Amsterdam that the engine cover blew on take off and landed on the beach of the North Sea?" "Way to go FOUR STRIPES!!!"

by FlyGirl December 29, 2013

Tiger Stripes

Tan lines on the penis.

After frolicking with a flaccid on the nude beach in the sun I was surprised to find my erect penis had tiger stripes.

by fidness 1957 November 26, 2024

kentucky dirt stripe

When shes riding you reverse cowgirl and sharts on your chest during orgasm.

After meeting my tinder date for taco Tuesday and margaritas we went back to my place and the bitch gave me a kentucky dirt stripe!

by Sweeper6 August 14, 2021

Fruit Stripe

A brand of gum which achieved meme status because of how unpopular it is due to the fact that its flavor fades almost instantly after you put it in your mouth.

My patience for other peoples' bullshit lasts about this long: (Insert Fruit Stripe zebra here)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 28, 2021

Folium Stripe

He likes nuts.

"Folium Stripe likes lots of nuts, often creamy!" exclaimed Phyro

by Folium's Nut May 11, 2021

Gamer's stripes

Earning your gamer's stripes is a bad thing. Gamer's stripes are the result of hitting a computer monitor or tv with enough force to break the internal screen, whilst leaving the rest of the device intact.

"That guy was streaming yesterday. I saw him earn his stripes."

"Cool! Good for him!"

"...his gamer's stripes"

"Oh no"

by I'll take a very hard pass. June 9, 2020