Steam Face

someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.

Jake is such a steam face, gross.

by hate steam July 16, 2011

Steam Cup

1. The act of blowing steam (a fart) unexpectedly out of your rectum into your own hand while wiping your ass.

2. Taking your friends hand while he his passed out and farting into it then placing it back over his mouth.

Dude 1- Pretty epic that we gave Jerry a steam cup last night.

Dude 2- I wonder if he can still taste it this morning...

by Doin' the Bernie November 22, 2011

Steam jackhammer

The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.

I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.

by Sexual seductor February 12, 2013

Steam Boating

A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.

Mark Twain is slowly steam boating his way through the golden girls.

by Samuel Clams. July 12, 2014

steam and go

When you ask your girl after a long night for some head.

Hey babe it's been a long day at work, Jerome was a real dick. I need to play some war hammer can I just get some steam and go?

by Cat_bug October 14, 2016

steam ball

A silent shart that forms a ball wether sitting or standing which then the steam from the ball starts to be felt on the buttocks and the smell fills the room and everyone else runs the fuck out of there.

Guy: Dude, Why did the gas alarm go off in the school?

Friend: Oh yeah, The new guy did a steam ball and released CARBON FUCKING MONOXIDE IN THE SCHOOL FROM HIS ASS. That's why we had to evacuate.

Guy: That's so Zander we don't have to do that stupid math test anymore

Friend: Ikr XD

by _Lycan_ September 20, 2016

steam boat cade

When a guy puts their hand in the girls rectum and the girl chews off the guys pubic hair!

I would like to steam boat Cade that girl

by Reedis July 9, 2016