Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
Get the SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)mug. The definition of someone named lacy. she usually smells so bad and you have to turn your head and run away because of the smell of her.
by Lilyboebilly666 November 1, 2020
Get the Stankymug. It’s plain and simple. Right there in the word itself. It’s a fart that is super smelly but also very stanky. We love some loud, super smelly stanky farts. Am I right? *makes farting noise with armpit followed by crowd of elementary schoolers fucking dying laughing*
Mack: Yo, I was giving this girl the pipe last night right? Then all the sudden she sat on my face and annihilated it with a super smelly stanky fart. It reeked of a combination of Taco Bell, Arby’s, and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Kenny: Man, I wish I had a girl that would project an incredibly super smelly stanky fart onto my face. She sounds awesome.
*kenny dies of AIDS*
Kenny: Man, I wish I had a girl that would project an incredibly super smelly stanky fart onto my face. She sounds awesome.
*kenny dies of AIDS*
by HomieWithThatXtraChromie February 17, 2023
Get the Super Smelly Stanky Fartmug. After getting a lap dance, John told Aaron “man that girl left a smell on my leg”.
Aaron replied “haha you got a stanky leg”.
Aaron replied “haha you got a stanky leg”.
by RNKMXN November 5, 2022
Get the Stanky legmug. by RudolphBallsStink May 10, 2019
Get the Stanky Ballsmug. by Zenaida goldsmith March 30, 2017
Get the stanky richardmug. IS NOT CALLED STINKY PIG. I WILL FIND ALL OF YOU IF YOU EVER. EVER CALL MY STINKY PIG BECAUSE I AM SO POGGERS.
by Stanky pig December 17, 2021
Get the stanky pigmug.