Sponge Cum

The volume of water that shoots out of a cup when you force the washing up sponge in too hard.

Why is the kitchen floor wet dear? I've just shot a load of sponge cum everywhere.

by Andrwyn January 22, 2014

The Sponge Lord

The best YouTuber ever , beware poodiepie , our Lord is coming for ur big pp 😳

Person 1 :"Hey have you heard of the best YouTuber ever(the sponge lord)
Person 2 : " yeah , PewDiePie right?"
Person 1 : " here I go killing again "

by Daddy_sponge February 14, 2021

front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019

Dome sponge

Another name for your brain

I'm taking these hits straights to the dome sponge

by Taco.Freak July 8, 2023

sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

Friend Sponge

Someone who can't make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.

When your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they've known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last Saturday.

by theduckie13 January 11, 2010

Calorie Sponge

Used to define a fat chick who seems to think being thicc is acceptably sexy

‘Yo this bitch hit me up said she was thicker then a snickers, but man one look and I could see she was just a big calorie sponge’

by Wheel chair accessible July 5, 2021