sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.
Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.
by spermwhisperer June 07, 2014
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Sperm Thermos

When someone guzzles lots of cum.
Tiffany was a Sperm Thermos last night, it was crazy
by Rionox December 27, 2022
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Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz
Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy
by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020
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Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole
Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling
by Shelbusxo November 11, 2015
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Wireless Sperm

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant
Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo
by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021
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Sperm Spicket

by SquirtleMom June 29, 2019
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sperm movie

Movie, book, whatever, in which one guy battles massive piles of villains or weapons to get to the goal. Pretty obvious where the image came from.
"Superhero flicks are such sperm movies."
by Dudlette February 02, 2014
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