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Sperm Spicket

Wow! Gabe has a thick sperm spicket!
by SquirtleMom June 28, 2019
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Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole
Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling
by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016
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Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping
I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.
by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016
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Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 October 24, 2011
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sperm movie

Movie, book, whatever, in which one guy battles massive piles of villains or weapons to get to the goal. Pretty obvious where the image came from.
"Superhero flicks are such sperm movies."
by Dudlette February 2, 2014
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Sperm Talk

Synonymous with real shit, type shit, type stuff, Ect.
Lynzie: “This shits kinda hittin
Will: “Sperm talk”
by Beezel April 2, 2023
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sperm sack

A sperm sack is a sack of sperm that you keep for personal enjoyment of your primos or vagina it's may also be used as a weapon
' fight me '
'Back off I've got a sperm sack'

'Oh shit '
by Snacksmacker245 July 18, 2017
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