Smurf-it 

Choking your dick until it turns blue

Phil: I wanna tongue-punch your chocolate starfish, but first I've got to smurf-it
Bob: What the fuck dad

Smurf-it by KevinRuddPM August 25, 2018

Smurfed 

When a guy with a small dick gets blue balled.

Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”

Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”

Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”

Smurfed by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020

smurf cat 

A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)

I have never wished a meme to die so quickly as the fucking smurf cat.

smurf cat by Bbb23’s left testicle October 10, 2023

Rectal Smurfobia

The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.

Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.

Rectal Smurfobia by PappaSmurfinurAsshole March 28, 2011

Daddy smurf 

A short sugar daddy.

"Hammut is such a daddy smurf"
"wtf do u mean"
"He's short but goom lootah"

Daddy smurf by asstato July 21, 2016

Downward reverse smurf sex 

An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass

Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore

Downward reverse smurf sex by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016

SMURFING

the act of hitting anothers face with your penis

i wanna smurf you
ok darling

SMURFING by genghis khan March 17, 2003