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shitfucker

someone who is an ignorant idiot. a really fucking stupid idiot. someone who is rascist and does not know how to do jack shit, or act normal, or be nice. A real punkass who does not know what they are doing, and are bullshitting their actions. Commonly used in a joking, nonserious manner; othertimes used as a way to combine shit and fuck when describing a situation or person.
What are you doing, shitfucker? Give me my keys back!

Those shitfuckers are always making fun of me...
by redbomber0 December 28, 2005
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shitfag

Is a person who sucks or is not good at online gaming. Consists of two parts a FAG who plays like SHIT. A noob.
OMG! mike you are such a shitfag, you should just uninstall.
by Fuckphace August 29, 2006
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shitfinger

A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.

Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."
You dirty infected little shitfinger!

Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!
by Peter McMillan April 2, 2008
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shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)
"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"
by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008
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shitfaced

when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face.
After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.
by Brooke03 April 30, 2005
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shitface

"Man I was at this club last nite and there were these niggers and i got shitfaced!"
by wu tang poontang May 5, 2005
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cleaveland shitface

the art of getting 100 of ur mates to line up infront of ur girlfriend then each one taking a steaming shit on her head.
d00d i gave my girlfriend the cleaveland shitface the other day
by gegewwefwef November 7, 2007
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