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The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise
Shrek is so groovy
Shrek by Gossipgorl October 16, 2019
He is super thicc.All girls will fall in love with him.He is so big and strong.He is also the biggest and best gamer out there.
Girl:Is that shrek I’m in LOVE.
Shrek by Xssniperboy21 shrekthicc October 21, 2019
shrek is dope movie
shrek by YeetSkeet550 October 22, 2019
Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...
Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?

Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
Shrek by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019
Many believe in shrek as a god. Shrek is holy to many, and he is most definitely very sexy, or should i say shrexy. He has a gorgeous bald head, with ears like no others. Shrek is the definition of sexy and bald. Now remember kids to pray every night, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Shrek by thatshrexypig October 23, 2019
A shrek is a very attractive guy and he loves depressed bitches named fiona
All hail the might god of SHREK
Shrek by Ihatemeself October 23, 2019