by Ya boi SOVIET May 18, 2017
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Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
by Blues and Dumbness June 20, 2020
Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2023
Is/Will definitely not. Contrary to it's primary definition, when used in project management, software development or general troubleshooting, this term converts to the opposite of it's intended use.
Example 1
Tom: I've fixed a few things. The system should be up now.
Sarah: Thanks! Wait, it still doesn't work.
Tom: Oh sorry, I should be able to get it working before I leave for vacation.
Example 2
Amy: The project should be done by the end of March.
Greg: (In September) We've encountered some unexpected delays in the project and are a few months behind.
Tom: I've fixed a few things. The system should be up now.
Sarah: Thanks! Wait, it still doesn't work.
Tom: Oh sorry, I should be able to get it working before I leave for vacation.
Example 2
Amy: The project should be done by the end of March.
Greg: (In September) We've encountered some unexpected delays in the project and are a few months behind.
by scpeezy August 22, 2018
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