schmacko

a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes

why don't you go eat a schmacko!

by Guru222 November 5, 2005

pimp daddy love shack

the best party house ever

hey lets go to the pimp daddy love shack for a fire then dance party

by surfer4life January 2, 2008

shacking off

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)

I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.

by slyvester August 10, 2006

Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.

'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.

by Tom Nott February 1, 2009

shackled

To be barreled by a wave whilst surfing

Did you see Ray Finkle get Shackled by that left?

by LAcrasher00 December 27, 2008

snack shack

otherwise known as a snack bar; however shack sounds much more efficient.

hey you wanna go get some food?
yeah, where do you wanna go?
To the snack shack, duh

by wesamillion August 22, 2010

jack shack

A secret place for self gratification

We couldn't find Dave, then we realized he was in his jack shack.

by Tolchester Tugger August 10, 2016