Self Handjob

A form of masturbation. Also known as a SHJ.

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.

by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013

self-degradation

Where you basically hate yourself and constantly undermine yourself. People who are self-degratory to get attention are despised.

"She says shes stupid even though she's not"
"Its just self-degradation"

by Just_like_yeahhh May 9, 2016

self esteemie

In place of a "selfie". A "self esteemie"is what a selfie exposes, a picture that is cry for help and self esteem that the person is lacking. The act of taking a picture to have people fawn over you and make up for the void in your life of confidence and self awareness.

Man, that girl just posted her fourth self esteemie on Instagram today. Shes wilding and needs some help.

What is up with this dude posting self esteemies of himself in his bathroom?!

by Big Daddy Dool December 20, 2013

Self-Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.

So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?

by Glimmer October 21, 2020

Self Shooter

A female, usually a teenager, who takes photos of themselves usually to put online.

Maria, as a self proclaimed self shooter had a sizeable collection of photos of herself on her blog.

by Omnius Prime December 3, 2011

Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.

Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"

by row man April 21, 2022

self abuse

masturbation

idk how to put self abuse in a sentence lol

by head? April 17, 2020