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self esteem row

When you walk in front of a labor-to-work place, salvation army, bus station, or any other area where welfare recipients congregate and feel a little bit better about yourself due to the high concentration of scumbags.
I was feeling pretty bad that I lost my job until I walked down self esteem row. Now I feel a little better about myself because those people have PROBLEMS.
by NEPA Diva October 2, 2006
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self-exclusion

This is a means to help an addict recover from a gaming addiction by not allowing him or her to gamble. With self-exclusion, an addict is provided with a way to quit gambling that does not require self-control.
This usually applies to gambling though can be meant for related areas, such as self-exclusion from internet gaming.
by deepspace10 February 11, 2008
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Self-expunge

The idea that when something (such as data, memory or a particular object) inconveniently and inexplicably goes missing it is thought to have deleted itself out of impulse or intention, i.e. it has self-expunged.
I was certain I put my car keys here, but it looks like they've self-expunged!
by Gik130 July 3, 2009
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Self Diagnosis Doctors

People who diagnose conditions without actually having a degree. While some people are proficient at this, many are not.
Steve - "Man, my stomach is really cramped up."
Self Diagnosis Doctors - "You probably have aids."
by StevoPativo March 11, 2011
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Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.
The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.
by BLT85022 November 11, 2011
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self inflicted cumshot

When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.
'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''
by jamaicanpearl December 27, 2011
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self raising

Euan's on that self raising tonight.
by Self-raising god November 24, 2018
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