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May Fool’s Day

April Fools day. But in May. And not the 1st. The 11th. Cause it’s twice as good.
Mark really got us with that May fool’s day joke. Playing fort on stream got me good.
by Mayfoolsdayking May 4, 2022
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National Smack a*s Day

yo its october 5th yk what that means its national smack a*s day
by vi123456 October 4, 2022
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National Bobby’s Day

National Bobby’s day is August 18th and the day that Bobby was born (AKA his birthday) and that was the day that the world was blessed with the ‘Golden Child
I can’t believe today is National Bobby’s day!
by BobbyTheGoldenChild August 14, 2023
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Ferrous Oxide's Day Off

A tongue-in-cheek name for rust removal duty (ferrous oxide being the precursor to rust on steel objects), especially on Navy ships, playing on the vivid contrast between the tedious and highly unpleasant nature of the duty, involving the use of wire brushes and toxic chemicals often under a blazing sun, compared to the delightful, carefree leisure tableau depicted by the three teen protagonists of the 1986 Matthew Broderick film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
Chief Petty Officer: It's your lucky day, sailor -- two weeks of Ferrous Oxide's Day Off starting at eight bells.

Sailor: Aye-aye, Chief.

Chief Petty Officer: And don't ask my daughter out again.
by FitofPeak2 September 28, 2023
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oct 1 national wife’s day

Oct 1 national wife’s day is coming up
by ur wife September 30, 2023
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St. Arsenfall's Day

St. Arsenfall's Day is the day celebrated by the true top North London football (soccer) team, Tottenham Hotspur, fans.

It occurs when Arsenal F.C can no longer finish above Tottenham Hotspur in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their arch-rivals, even if they win every remaining game. It was not only established to allow Spurs fans to celebrate but also to counter the previously established St. Totteringham's Day.

Due to its very nature, St. Arsenfall's Day is movable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of the two teams.
In 2020 Tottenham Hotspur celebrated the 4th consecutive St. Arsenfall's Day on Tuesday 21st July when Arsenal F.C. lost to Aston Villa F.C. This also cemented Arsenal F.C.'s worst league finish in 25 years.
by 1882RipsherCOYS July 27, 2020
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Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.
Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
by DNizz February 14, 2010
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