scramble my eggs

A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.

Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?

Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!

Jeanna: OK!

Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!

by Dymond D March 8, 2009

scram

a meal, or to prepare a meal.

" i gotta get home to a scram off kraft dinner!"

" i ogtta get home to scram up some food!"

by tony flapperjack October 3, 2003

scrambled

Crazy, off the chain.

This shit is scrambled yo!

by Marco Garcia May 1, 2005

Scramble

If a person drops money by accident and someone else shouts SCRAMBLE! then the money can be picked up by the first person who gets it, thus making it that person money.

Michael dropped his change while attempting to take it out of his wallet, when they hit the floor Kyle shouted scramble! and picked up some of his money.

by Acedbro June 4, 2018

schemo

Any person male or female who partakes in terrorising the public by drinking on street corners, having public sex, stealing clothing from washing lines, troubling public transport.

see ned, jippo, chav, spide etc.

That little wanker liam fitzgerald is a true schemo.

by bumbait September 2, 2006

Scemo

being scene and emo.

A girl who is happy and sad, and likes dark and gloomy things, but also like some girly things would be called scemo

by Mariah Penton January 12, 2009

scrambled eggs

In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.

Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008