Arabian salmon

The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.

"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."

by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011

akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

by Theboss88 May 2, 2016

Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.

"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"

by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017

Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.

“Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*

by Gelatinous October 13, 2018

Flaky Salmon

An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.

It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.

Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?

Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!

Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '

Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA

Tito: .....

Doug: .....

Tito: .....

by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018

Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds

Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night

by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019

dulquer salman

A very cute,tall and handsome person. He’s very caring towards his wife and his kid which everyone admires. He’s also very romantic and fit which all the girls love.

DULQUER salman is the best!

by Vsusiej November 22, 2021