rusty trombone

when you are having your cock masterbated and your ass lick at the same time. this creates a music sound like ahhhhhhrrrr

so your a muso? hey can you play the rusty trombone then!!!

by scott hutchins May 9, 2004

rusty trombone

The sexual act of eating a guys ass while giving him a handjob from behind.

Do you like to play the rusty trombone? You must be a master at playing the rusty trombone. That girl plays a mean rusty trombone. His lover played the rusty trombone.

by shwazwaz July 23, 2006

Rusty Grenade

A piece of shit. Usually dropped on one's head, near or around the facial area.

Dude I totally dropped a Rusty Grenade on this chick last night!

by Jabraham March 13, 2010

Rusty Trombone

When a female is stroking your meat wagon while tending to you arse with her tounge.

Will you give me a rusty trombone before we go out to dinner tonight?

by ToddHansen April 23, 2006

Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.

"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."

by froznalyve September 30, 2007

Rusty Bounty

A sexual manouvre whereby the male anally stimulates a female mate with a bounty chocolate bar. Eating the bar after is optional.

Did you hear about Katy? She got dealt a Rusty Bounty by Javier

by Dagenham Dave February 11, 2008

rusty parachute

The act giving a rim job to a female while she is on her period. You quickly pull on the tampon string removing the tampon. Then you throw the tampon up in the air and yell " bombs away" hopefully hitting the female on the decent.

After I did the rusty parachute to his mom, it looked like a murder had happened.

by phizzion January 1, 2010