90 10 100 Rule

The rule which states that...

90% of the time a person is no more than 10km from their home, and 100m from their car

I couldn't find you anyware, you broke the 90 10 100 Rule.

by [e-mail] October 26, 2007

Rule 109

If you ever get banned online, it is never your fault. The site/game/service is always to blame.

"Dude, I've been banned from 109 sites! But it's clearly the sites' fault and not my own, I did nothing wrong!"

Rule 109

by Stratos862 February 6, 2021

80/20 rule

The belief that in a relationship, you'll never get 100% of what you want, so at most you get 80%. But some other person may come along and have that missing 20% you don't have. Some folks fall for the 20% just to realize they should've stayed for their original 80%. C/O Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?"

"Damn, my co-worker is so HOT and incredibly funny!"
"Think about the 80/20 rule, Becky. Think about it."

"Dawg! She is baaaad...34/22/36. Damn i would so hit that..."
"Whoa man; 80/20 rule dawg. Lisa is a good wife..."

by chiquitaBANANANANAbubu March 9, 2008

rule 43

You can find anything on the Internet if you are willing to look for it long enough.

Person A: Where the hell did you get all ten seasons of Friends?

Person B: Rule 43.

by Henry Adams June 29, 2008

rule #34

1. There is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. its probably on 4chan.org
3. Unless you do not want your childhood raped, do not challenge it. For it will win

What? theres no way that theres Sesame Street pr0n! EXECUTE RULE #34!! -anonymous on /b/

by FBINinja July 29, 2008

rule 909234

there will be a rule for every conceivable number.

you know there are like a million rules listed on urban dictionary?
rule 909234 man, rule 909234

by follow the rulez! August 25, 2011

M.D. Golden Rule

Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.

I try very hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.

by QuacksO February 8, 2013